Crazy Jokes – Fill blank with YES/NO
- …, I am not mentally fit!
- …, I have no brain!
- …, I have no commonsense!
- …, I am mad!
Crazy Jokes – I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can’t say the letter ‘m’ without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You’re smiling.
Fact 6: You’re smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn’t notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You’re smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you’re going to click the like button.
Crazy Jokes – Funny truth!
When your mom says that she wants to ask you a serious question.
You immediately start thinking of all the wrong things that you have ever done in your past. 😉
Crazy Jokes – Why?
- How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
- Why are they called apartment, when they are all stuck together?
- Do fish get cramps after eating?
- How come abbreviated is such a long word?
- Why are there 5 syllables in the word “monosyllabic“?
- If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
- How do “Keep off the grass” signs get where they are?
- Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes?
Wouldn’t it be easier to just hire taller dancers?
- Why do scientists call it “re”search when looking for something new?
Crazy Jokes – Reflecting On Your Changing Concerns!
Then: Long hair.
Now: Longing for hair.
Then: You’re growing pot.
Now: Your growing pot.
Then: Getting out to a new , hip joint.
Now: Getting a new hip joint.
Crazy Short Jokes – Goodbye, Mother!!!
A young boy was walking through the supermarket to pick up some things when he noticed that an old lady was following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he just ignored her and continued on. Finally after he finished his selection, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. “Pardon me son,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel really uncomfortable. It’s just that you look like my son, who just died recently.”
“I’m very sorry,” said the young man, “is there anything I can do for you?” “Yes,” she replied, “As I’m leaving, can you say ‘Good bye, Mother’? It would make me feel very much better.” “Sure,” answered the young man. And as the old woman was leaving, he called out, “Goodbye, Mother!” As the young man stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total amount was $127.50. “How can that be?” He asked, “I only purchased some few things!” “Your mother said that you would pay for her,” said the clerk.
Crazy Short Jokes – Clever Shit!!!
It’s funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about more clever shit you could have said.
Crazy Short Jokes – In Trouble
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Desk Sergeant.
“No, no, no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
Crazy funny Jokes – Top 5 Reasons It’s Great To Be A Guy
- A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
- You can right your name in the snow.
- You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
- The remote is yours and yours only.
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