Manager for his subordinate

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Manager for his subordinate: – What are you doing here? – Executing your command. – But I haven’t told you anything. – So and I do nothing.

 

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Economy crisis in Greece

During the economy crisis in Greece two local businessmen chat: – Do you pay for your employees? – Nope, haven’t paid them for months. – But they still come to work, don’t they? – Yes, they do. – Mines come too. We should try charging them for coming. After a month they meet again: – […]

Client at a bank

A client comes to a bank: – My cheque was returned with a remark: “Insufficient funds”. I’d like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?

 

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Successful business

Interview with a successful businessman: – Tell me, how many people work in your company? – Hmm… Approximately half.

 

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Sleeping

A boss tells his employee: – You are fired. You have been sleeping during the working hours. – But boss, I’m not the only one who did this. – That’s right, but you were the only one who slept with my wife.

 

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Interview with a journalist

A quote from an interview with the head of a growing company. Journalist asks: – So how many employees are working in your company? – Approximately half of them..

 

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Produced by Chinese

God created the world. All the rest things were produced by Chinese.

 

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The best price

Who sell the products cheaper – a manufacturer or a distributor? The storehouse guard.

 

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Who’s the fastest

Three kids argue, whose father is the fastes. One says: – My father is the fastest, he can overtake the arrow that he shooted with the arch. The second one: – My father is even faster – when he hunts, he can gunshoot an animal and run up to the animal before it fells down. […]

A collections specialist

Jim, a collections specialist, was on his first day of work for his new employer and was assigned to collect a past due balance from a company that was a customer of his employer. He had been provided with a standard script that he was to use where he was to ask for “Accounts Payable” […]