Opposite of Progress

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If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress.

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If Apple Built a Car

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

 

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Posted in One Liners Jokes

I help push it!

I stand behind every car I sell said the previously owned sales rep. I help push it!

 

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Posted in Business Jokes

An economist is an expert

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the thing he predicted yesterday did not happen today.

 

Posted in Business Jokes

My bank failed

“The economy is weird.” Remarked one worker to another. “My bank failed before the toaster did.”

 

Posted in Business Jokes

Seven-course meal

Q: What does a man consider a seven-course meal?

A: hot dog and a six-pack of beer

Nature’s Way

Marriage is nature’s way of keeping people from fighting with strangers.

Poor Ol Bob

Poor old Bob sent his photograph off to a Lonely Hearts Club.

They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely

He’ll go through anything

A man who says he’ll go through anything for a woman usually has her bank account in mind.

True Happiness

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married……then it was too late