The Wrath Of God

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A Preacher decides to skip Sunday services and go to the golf course to hit a few…

When he gets there, he discovers there isn’t anybody else around, and he has the entire course to himself..

But he does have witnesses… It seems God and Jesus are keeping an […]

A Close Call

It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When the official called yet another close one in the visitors’ favor, the home quarterback blew […]

One Steep Hill

Panting and perspiring, two men on a tandem bicycle at last got to the top of a steep hill.

“That was a stiff climb,” said the first man. “It certainly was,” replied the second man.

“And if I hadn’t kept the brake on, we would have slid down backward.”

Gators in dem waters!

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.

He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.

Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “Are there any gators around here?”

“Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!”

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Hole in one!

Q. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants when he went golfing?

A. In case he got a “hole in one”.

Bank Coach

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back.