Mom Jokes

Mom jokes – Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.mom jokes

Moma jokes – Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

Mom jokes – Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me.

Best your mom jokes – “Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”

Moma jokes – Yo momma’s so fat and old when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Moma jokes – Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Moma jokes – Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Moma jokes – Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Moma jokes – Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn’t find the “CALL” button.

Fat moma jokes – Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Fat moma jokes – Your mma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Fat moma jokes – Yo momma is so fat that Dora can’t even explore her!

Yo moma jokes – Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo moma jokes – Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

To moma jokes – Yo momma’s so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Moma jokes – Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

Mom jokes – Yo momma’s so dumb, when y’all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said “Disneyland left,” so she went home.

Mom jokes – Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, “IT’S CHEWBACCA!”

Momma jokes – Yo momma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

Mom jokes – Yo Momma’s so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, “What are those”?

Yo moma jokes – Yo mamma is so fat she doesn’t need the internet, because she’s already world wide.

Yo moma jokes – Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, “I GOT THE POWER!”

Mom jokes – Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, “What size bucket?” and yo momma said, “The one on the roof.”

Yo moma jokes – Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, “TWINKIE!”

Mom jokes – Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, “What are you doing?” and she said, mom jokes 1“I’m moving.”

Mom jokes – Your momma’s so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Mom jokes – Your momma’s so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Yo moma jokes – Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Mom jokes – Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!

To moma jokes – Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

Fat Moma jokes – Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, “TAXI!”

Fat Moma jokes – Yo momma’s so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Mom jokes – Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Momma jokes – Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, “Get the hell off me!”

Mom jokes – Yo momma’s so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.

Mom jokes – Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Yo moma jokes – Yo momma’s so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

Mom jokes – Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Best your mom jokes – Yo mama’s so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Yo moma jokes – Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Your mom jokes –  – Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

Momma jokes – Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, “I can’t fix it.”

Fat moma jokes – Your mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

Fat moma jokes – Yo momma’s so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

Mom jokes – Yo momma’s so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo moma jokes – Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.

Mom jokes – Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Fat Momma jokes – Yo momma’s so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled “oil spill!”

Mom jokes – Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.

Mom jokes – Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license.

Mom jokes – Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Momma jokes – Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

To moma jokes – Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

Best your mom jokes – Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Mom jokes – Yo’ Mama’s cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

Your mom jokes –  – Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, “We cant fix it.”

Fat momma jokes – Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Mom jokes – Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

To moma jokes – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.

Best your mom jokes – Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

Mom jokes – Yo momma’s so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.

Fat momma jokes – Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.

Fat Momma jokes – Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.

Fat momma jokes – Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.

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Best your mom jokes –Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, “hot pocket.”

Mom jokes – Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says “Welcome to Busch Gardens.”

Best your mom jokes – Yo momma’s so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

Mom jokes – Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.

Fat momma jokes – Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Fat momma jokes – Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scalefunny mom jokes

Your mom jokes – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Momma jokes – Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.

Momma jokes – Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn’t smile back.

Best your mom jokes – Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED…

Momma jokes – Your mommas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ”wait you forgot the remote

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