Super Funny Jokes

Super funny jokes Things To Do When Bored:

1. Catch a fly.super funny jokes (2)
2. Put the fly in the freezer.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Take it out, it will be unconscious, not dead.
5. Pull out a hair or take a string.
6. Tie the hair or string around the fly.
7. Wait till the fly wakes up.
BAM! Now you have a very new pet fly

Super funny jokes – How Fast Can You Guess These Short Words You Probably Use Every Day?

1. F_ _ K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X
4. P_N_S
5. BOO_S
6. _ _ NDOM

Answers
1. FORK
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PANTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM

Scoring
6 Correct: You’re doing great! A young and supple mind.
5 Correct: You’re still OK: everyone can miss ONE now and then.
4 Correct: You’re past your prime, dad.
3 Correct: You’re past your prime, grandma.
2 Correct: You really need to see your doctor.
1 Correct: You’re probably already being seen by a doctor.
0 Correct: What a pervert!

Super Funny Jokes

Super funny jokes – A man selling parachute.

U Can Jump from plane & press button & u can land safely.
Customer: if parachute doesn’t open?
Man: Full Money Back

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3 years old: My mom is the best!
7 years old: Mom I love you!
10 years old: Mom what ever!
17 years old: OMG my mom is so annoying!
25 years old: I wanna go back home!
35 years old: Mom you were right
50 years old: I dont wanna lose my mom!
70 years old: I would give everything to have my mom with me!

Super funny jokes – Brain

u r genius,
ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right
and in right part nothing is left.

Super funny jokes – Future Tense

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence

into future tense.

Johnny: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

Super funny jokes – Where Is Your House?

Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house

Super funny short jokes – Two Hunters

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”

Super funny short jokes – Wrong Address

Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to New York in two days time?

Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.

Customer : I bet you, it won’t.

Post Master : Why not?

Customer : It’s addressed to Las Vegas.

Super funny short jokes – Tragedies Of Boys Life..

1) Good Girls r not Good Looking

2) Good Looking Girls r not Good Girls

3) Good Looking & Good Girls r not single

4) Good Looking, Good & single Girls have Strong Brothers. :-)

Super funny jokes – Coffee and a Fly
A customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant! The waiter served the coffee. The customer found a fly in the coffee. He called the waiter.
Customer: How do I drink this coffee!
Waiter: Don’t you know how to drink a coffee?
Customer: Waiter, see, there is a fly in my coffee.
Waiter: Oh yes sir, you are right! There is a fly in your coffee.
Customer: Waiter, I said, there is a fly in MMY coffee (He stressed the word MY)
Waiter: Oh don’t worry sir, the fly won’t drink much!
Customer: Waiter, it is swimming in my coffee.
Waiter: Sir, do you want me to get a lifeguard for the fly sir?
(Annoyed) Customer: the fly dead, it’s irritating!
Waiter: I guess, it doesn’t know how to swim properly.
Customer: How do I drink this coffee?
Waiter: Don’t you know how to drink? I will teach you!
He drank the coffee! And said, this is how you should drink a coffee.

Super funny jokes – Station Master and a Lady Passenger
A lady was running to catch a train to Bangalore. She reached the station and was searching for the train.
Passenger: (Asked to the station master) Sir, is this my train?
Station Master: No Madam, this is not your train, it’s railways department’s train.
Passenger: (Annoyed) That’s a good joke. Don’t act too smart. What I meant was, can I take this train to Bangalore?
Station Master: No ma’am, you cannot! This train is so BIG and you can’t take it.
Passenger: Its really funny! Now say me, will this train take me to Bangalore?
Station Master: NO ma’am. The train can’t take you. The train driver will drive it to Bangalore!
The passenger fainted!

Super funny jokes – Customer called to Tech support: “my computer is not connecting to Internet”
Tech support: “Ok, which operating system are you using?”
Customer: “Internet explorer”!
Tech support: “No, you just right click on “my computer” and click on the properties menu”
Customer: “what are you saying, this is not your computer, it is my computer”!

Best Super Funny Jokes

Super funny jokes – Things in boys room

Before marriage.

1. Perfumessupper funny jokes 3
2. Love letters
3. Gifts
4. Cards
5. Iphone

After marriage,

1. Pain killers
2. Loan papers
3. Unpaid bills
4. Nokia 3310

Super funny jokes – Four women living in the neighborhood were invited to a party. They were discussing about the dress they would wear for the party. They finally decided to choose the color that matches with the hair color of their husband.
The first woman told, ‘I will go with red as my husband colored his hair red’
The second woman said, ‘I always prefer black as my husband’s hair color is naturally black!’
The third woman told, ‘Yeah, then I do prefer to go with yellow dress as he has blonde hair!’ (yellow)
The fourth woman was quiet. All the other insisted her about her preferred color.
She said, ‘I was thinking a lot but can’t choose any color, I can’t wear any dress because my husband is bald!’

Super funny jokes – Stylish Breakup
Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket??
Boy : you wanted stars naa?
Now sit on it and Get lost.

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More Super Funny Jokes

Super funny jokes – 1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window
to see the moon&stars.
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2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot..

Super funny jokes – As years go,U may loose ur Hair, Teeth &
Eyesight.But not ur Talent, Brightness &
Intelligence.
Bcoz,U can never loose which U don’t have:-D:-P

Short But True !!!

Super funny jokes – People with “Hey there! I am using whatsapp ” status
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are actually Not using WhatsApp .

Super funny jokes – Call Summary

Boy to boysuper funny jokes 9
00:00:59

Boy to mom!
00:00:50

Boy to dad!
00:00:30

Boy to girl!
01:23:59

Girl to girl!
05:29:59

Wife to Husband:
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Not Responding…=)) =D

Super funny jokes – 5 facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1) Ur so lazy u didn’t read all the You’s

2) U didn’t notice I put a Yoo

3) U r now looking to find out

4) U r laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo and u r tricked:D

5) U r going to send to others who r “like YOU”

Super funny jokes – When a Guy does Something
Wrong…
Girl : You broke my Favorite
Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t
mean to..!!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!

When a Girl does Something
Wrong…
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t
mean to..!!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!
Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!

Super funny jokes – Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.

Same problem occurred in Lahore.
What did they do??
They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away!
😀
Genius Nation.

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