The Wheelchair

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Q: What did the kid say to his mom when he saw a man in a wheelchair?

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A: Mommy, why did that transformer break halfway through.

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Dam!!!

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?

A: “Dam.”

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What’s the Difference?

What’s the difference between a jeweler, a vendor, and a bottle of glue?

A jeweler sells watches. A vendor watches what he sells.

As for the bottle of glue, I thought you might have got stuck with that one.

 

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Seagulls by the Sea

Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?

A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels.

 

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Stock analyst

Why did God create stock analysts?

In order to make weather forecasters look good.

Chocolate Chip Wookie

What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate in his hair?

A chocolate chip wookie.

Seven-course meal

Q: What does a man consider a seven-course meal?

A: hot dog and a six-pack of beer

Women who answer 900 numbers

Q: Men often brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?

A: Women who answer 900 numbers

Boo-tiful!

Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost after he saw her all dressed up for Halloween?

A: You look boo-tiful!

Jam Dance

Q. Why was the fly dancing on the jam jar?

A. Because on the lid it said, “Twist to open.”